Like, imagine Totoro but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally facing adulting. He's got rent to pay, his commute is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying to just chill.
It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt like that big ol' furry guy sometimes? We all crave some escapism. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.
Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition
So like, you know Zeniba from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Therapy Session to get over his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive Tendencies.
- The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
- Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Emo Poetry
- His Dragon Form definitely didn't work, am I right?
Ghibli Memes To Slay crushing Your Midterms
Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a fiery inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to rescue your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you snort and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo holding a bright A+?
- Post these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
- Bonus points if you create your own Ghibli-themed study guides.
Remember, even though studying can feel like a marathon, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!
Ponyo Is Slayin'
Yo, Ponyo be lookin' stacked these days! She's got that vibes, know what I'm sayin'? Her look is totally slayin'. I know those little goldfish scales be addin' to her drip.
Ponyo, you a true queen. Keep on rockin'!
Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High
This crazy new fad sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone shocked. Howl's current venture, a wandering castle, is turning into a disaster thanks to here skyrocketing rent. The poor locals can barely scrape together enough bucks for water, let alone Howl's exorbitant fees.
- It's been whispered that the rent is even higher than a dragon's lair
- People aredeserting in droves, leaving Howl with an vacant castle and a annoyed attitude
- {The King is consideringstepping in to regulate rent prices before the entire kingdom falls apart
Soot sprites are eating my connection
I think it's those little goblins, lurking in the router. They crawl around like itty-bitty fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My streaming are running worse than dial-up, and I can't even browse the web without delay.
- Perhaps it's time to use an ethernet cable.
- Time to fight fire with fire